I wrote a book. You should buy it. It was about a peacock named Limelight Larry. Yes, that is me. Or should I say, it was SUPPOSED to be a book about a peacock. I was going to strut around. I was going to show off. I know it doesn't sound like much of a plot, but it was going to be fantastic. Amazing. "The bees knees with a cherry on the top". Do you like that quote? It's from my book. I told you it was amazing.
There was just one little problem with the book. One reason, that I hesitated to recommend this book to you, dear reader. The problem began with a little mouse. He invaded my book. He stole the spotlight from me. And it didn't end there, my friend. The book got even worse. A bird joined him. And then an elephant, and a wolf, a bear and more until the book was completely cluttered.
It would have been a total loss. It would have been silly. I would have been smooshed into corner with crumpled feathers. I knew my loyal fans wanted a book about peacocks. I knew you wanted to see ME. I threw a big fit. I kicked everyone out of my book. I strutted around. I showed off. Then, I may have gotten a little scared. I may have missed my friends. I may have given in and let those critters back into my book... but not for long. I turned it around. I gave you the ending of your dreams.
Since the book is mostly about me, you should probably come read it. It is getting wonderful reviews all over the web. I promise, I'm not writing all of them.
* Ok, ok. This review was actually written by me, Jackie. It was my take on what Limelight Larry would say if he did write a post on my blog. Larry, if you want to guest post, I'll let you have the whole post all to yourself. I won't make you share the spotlight! I was provided a free copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for my honest opinions. (or Larry's honest opinion?)